1. Punches you - iiwas ako syempre.. pag di na kaya block ko na.
2. Sees you cry - "hmmmm, it's for a play... just rehearsing"
3. Sings to you - kakanta din ako pero male version nung kinanta nya, para magmukhang rendition/duet.
4. Goes out of town - iti-text ko sya to remind her na wag kalimutan pasalubong ko.
5. Calls you up at the middle of the night - sasabihin ko, "hello!"
6. Says i love you to you - "Nakainom ka ba o nakadroga? kung seryoso yang sinasabi mo, prove it."
7. Hugs you suddenly - awwww... baka magulat ako at may magalit.
8. Kisses you - more! more! more! bitin!
9. Visits your house - ayos! bring some food! wag lang fish!
10. Dances - eh di battle na 'to!
11. Has a bf/gf - challenge yan! mag-asawa nga naghihiwalay eh..wahahaha! joke lang! crush lang naman, di naman bawal yun.
12. Suddenly does something embarassing and a lot of people were looking - cool! gagawa din ako ng mas embarassing, para kalog kami pareho!
13. Holds your hand - bibigay ko isa ko pang kamay...then hihilahin ko sya paikot hanggang mahilo kami..saya nun!
14. Gives you permission to kiss her/him -Alam na! punta agad sa banyo para mag-gargle at magtanggal ng tinga sa ngipin.
15. Accepts your invitation to a date -mag-iipon at maghahanap ng magandang fine dining restaurant, o kaya magandang romantic movie na palabas ngayon, di kaya cool na concert.
16. Says he/she dreamt about you - "talaga? ano ginawa ko?"
17. Takes off his/her shirt in front of you -co-cover ko face ko with my hands pero naka-spread yung mga daliri. Kasunod nun? alam na!
18. Sleeps with you - mapupuyat sya sigurado... may insomnia ako.
19. Beats you in a game - "best of 3 'to.."
20. Likes you back -wow! MU!
21. Doesn't like you back - Okay fine! FU!
22. Dies -sad... pero free coffee din yun.
23. Gets sick -bibisita ako sa hospital, pag ganun maraming food usually tapos wala syang gana kumain kaya alam na.
24. Fails -"yey! Pareho na tayo!"
25. Wants to marry you - "strict parents ko saka taken nako, sorry! Better luck next life!"
26. Buys you things -Size 9, rubber shoes!!!
27. Waits for you outside of the classroom -text ko sya na hindi nko estudyante, antayin mo ko labas ng office.
28. Shows you a cute face -i'll show her an ugly but funny face.
29. Falls -luluhod ako then hahampasin ko yung floor, "1, 2, 3!" (parang sa wrestling)
30. Gives you the bad sign -aba naman! kukunan ko ng pic then papakita ko sa parents nya at popost ko sa facebook, tag ko lahat ng kamag-anak nya.
31. Gets mad at you -haha! lolokohin ko lalo para masaya.
32. Gets you mad at her/him -rarrr!!
34. Is scared - iwanan sa madilim, tapos tatakutin para masanay.
35. Is crying - alam na! edi bigyan ng tissue.
credits: http://www.engrmoks.com/2012/02/what-if-your-crush.html
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